February 2012
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I have a job interview on Monday morning. I’m sort of wavering between super confidence and kind of bricking it a little.
I had to stop watching the Brits. I got too annoyed.
BUT in other news I made fabulous gluten free pancakes tonight. I didn’t take any pictures or anything but trust me, y’all would have been super impressed.
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I bought a biography of Oliver Reed the other day. I really shouldn’t be buying more books because my ‘to read’ pile is taller than me now but I couldn’t resist. I just find him quite fascinating.
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schbank replied to your post: I don’t normally do stuff like this but here’s a…
I have to do this… You have junk in the… trunk.
Well, I would have been slightly disappointed if nobody had.
I don’t normally do stuff like this but here’s a picture of me in the shower…
I saw a Bodyform advert earlier and now I have the jingle in my head.
Argh.
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
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I’m seeing the Human League in October. Boom.
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Why yes Natwest, I do remember your piggy banks. In fact, I have the whole set. I’m pretty sure they’re the only thing I have of any relative worth.
Also, I like the old woman on the Aldi advert who says she doesn’t like tea but likes gin. She’s basically me. I just look a bit less like a pickled walnut.
Bitch cancelled on me.
Fuck that.
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I inadvertently went to a club that I haven’t been to in ages on Friday night.
I didn’t know that every other Friday was drum & bass night and it was full of dickheads.
I paid £6 to spend twenty minutes inside wanting to stab myself in the ears and then glass everyone else in the face.
Apart from that it was a really good night.